escruciate:

i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore

(via relahvant)

northmiamigoon:

dam long ass relationship

northmiamigoon:

dam long ass relationship

(via brendanwtf)

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

(via leoxe)

dewgongo:

*sips tea*

dewgongo:

*sips tea*

(via nonstaff)

nerdjpg:

fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year

nerdjpg:

fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year

(via ruinedchildhood)

relahvant:

when someone accidentally spoils your favourite tv show and then tries to apologise 

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

sidnugget:

I push everyone away but in a way I’m doing them a favor

(via gnarly)

bellecosby:

sleepersighs:

what i know about straight boys

  • they’re dirty
  • they like rating girls on 10
  • they’re scared of hair
  • they walk VERY SLOWLY IN HALLWAYS 

haha and then what ;)

(via nonstaff)

  • me when i was 12: i will never tell my name or my age or where i live or talk to people i meet on the internet ever
  • me now: i probably wouldn't send nudes

relahvant:

it’s halfway through 2014 and i have literally achieved nothing

(via relahvant)