life hack

fartgallery:

aaliyahhhhhhhhhhhhh:

fartgallery:

throw it in the ocean

what if it’s the ocean

throw it in a different ocean

(via ruinedchildhood)

psych2go:

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anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

(via officialwhitegirls)

georgiaokweeffe:

Be wary of those who apologize for how you feel instead of apologizing for what they did to you

(via joshpeck)

captainnaustralia:

the-missing-e-in:

im-a-fan-of-that:

heyheyanna:

weepingdemon:

dad and mom

treat or trick

josh and drake

cheese and mac

stop that thank you

jelly and peanut butter

George and Fred

white and black

Juliet and Romeo

This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr

The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order 

(via leoxe)

pemsylvania:

this gang of like 15 6th grade boys just walked down the street and my dad got up and locked the door 

officialunitedstates:

people with 100 followers on this site have faqs like “thx for the nice messages but I dont have time to answer all of them!”  really, are you sure, because I have 4,388,070,000 followers and I still answer all of mine

(via bewbin)

vulturesintrees:

*feels some kind of way*

*represses it*

(via brendanwtf)

yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

(via astronaute)